Heidi Stevens: Oh, Canada! We see your gender-neutral anthem and raise you … something even bigger?

I feel like Canada is trolling us.

Ohh, look at our new gender-neutral anthem. Supported by our handsome, feminist prime minister. Even Margaret Atwood likes it.

Honestly. It's almost more than a Continental American can take. Watch them put Harriet Tubman on their currency before we get around to it.

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