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'Fifty Shades Freed' Is Out Of Tricks As It Ties Up Loose Ends

'Fifty Shades Freed' is not a good movie. Not because it couldn't be one, but because it's artless, boring and not even particularly sexy.
Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan as Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, who are finally married.

"Less plot, more ladders."

That's a philosophy espoused by a college friend of mine with a fondness for Jackie Chan movies. Chan is known for incredibly inventive action sequences in which he fights using whatever is handy — including, in First Strike, a ladder. But what my friend does not want from Jackie Chan movies is a lot of time unwinding a boring, byzantine plot. Less plot, he would demand. More ladders.

And this, for a couple of reasons, is what I found myself thinking about at a screening of Directed by James Foley from the E.L. James books, it's the third and final (?) installment in the story

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