The Phantom Stash

I was in a friend’s garage the other day where he was showing me an extensive stash of parts for cars and trucks he doesn’t actually own. The items weren’t random—they were specific bits for certain vehicles, and he hadn’t happened upon them by chance—there had been a master plan. There just wasn’t a vehicle.

This friend went through the various bits he had carefully packaged and shelved like an apologetic tour guide. There was a sheepish tone