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PUNTASTIC

A FLY feels a bug on its back. “Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?” the fly asks.

“I mite be,” giggles the mite.

“That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard,” groans the fly.

“What do you expect?” says the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”

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A PENGUIN is driving to the mall, when all of a sudden his engine starts running really rough and smoke is coming from under

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