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Nobody puts bacon in a corner

“I WAS RECENTLY GIVEN SOME BACON DENTAL FLOSS as part of a birthday gift. My first question was, Who the hell gives dental floss as a gift? But my second question was, Do we need all this bacon-ness in the world? Has bacon gone too far?”

By my estimation, the kind of people who give bacon-flavoured dental floss have problems, beginning with a basic misunderstanding of oral hygiene. It’s very simple: when we clean our teeth and gums, the idea is to remove all the little

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