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Apocalypse fowl

The hens treat their freshly cleaned home with the sort of suspicion Winston Peters reserves for anyone with a press card.

There is no understanding a chicken’s mind. They live in a world in which the food another chicken has is always better and should therefore be stolen immediately, even when it’s exactly the same food. Chickens are birdbrains.

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