‘I’ve never ironed anything in my life’
Mar 04, 2020
2 minutes
“Recently, I shocked a group of otherwise unshockable women by admitting that I’ve never ironed a piece of clothing in my life. Cue gasps around the room.
‘That revelation explains a lot,’ snorted one person less than cryptically, looking me over from top to toe.
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