Guys, Please StopMaking Food Resolutions

’Tis the season to eat all the things you want, followed by feeling bad about eating all the things you want, followed by vowing to get your sh*t together with the help of a trendy, hard-to-pronounce ‘lifestyle’—because body positivity may be brightening our feeds, but diet culture is still here to tell us that we suck at food.

Let’s be very real: this whole ‘new year, new you’ mess isn’t entirely