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CLAIM TO THE THRONE
A CAT and two dogs – a Collie and a St Bernard – appeared in heaven and were seeking admission. God himself decided to hear their appeal from his judgement seat.
The St Bernard said: “I was a valued rescue dog and helped find those nuns after the avalanche.”
“Wonderful, you are accepted into heaven,” said God.
The Collie said: “I was always faithful to my master and brought the family together when they were down.”
“Sounds wonderful,” said God. “Welcome.” Then it was
