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WET BAR

A DRUNK man in a pub stumbles up to the bartender and orders another drink. The bartender says: “I can’t serve you anymore; you’re way too drunk.”

“I’m perfectly fine!” the drunk bloke slurs. “Tell ya what: I’ll bet you $100 that I can pee from here into that bottle at the other end of the bar and I

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