LAUGH A LITTLE
IN SHORT
■ What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle and crosses the road again? A dirty doublecrosser.
■ What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A golden receiver.
■ What goes tick, tick, woof, woof? A watch dog.
■ What happens if you eat Every morning you’ll rise and shine.
