Roger's PROFANISAURUS
AA-lister n. An alcoholic celebrity.
attention all shipping exclam. An urgent gale warning issued prior to a passage of potentially harmful wind. See also and now for something completely different; and Bully’s special prize…; gentlemen start your engines; let off some steam, Bennett.
baby eating a Twix, arse like a sim. Descriptive of one who leaves something to be desired in the back body hygiene department.
bells of Bacchus euph. The soothing jingle of multiple bottles of beer or wine in a GP’s trolley as he wheels it over the supermarket car park bumps.
brown fingered 1. adj. Somewhat inept at gardening. 2. adj. Somewhat inept at arsewiping.
busy adj.Descriptive of a T-shirt that’s got its hands full.
buttella n. Feculent the consistency and colour of chocolate ganache, often found spread across the pans in your local Wetherspoons.
cacrobatics n. Breathtakingly ambitious faecal smearing. Abstract excrementism.
can of farts euph. Baked beans. ‘What would you like for breakfast, Lady Bellamy?’ ‘One lightly poached egg, one piece of toast and half a can of farts, please, Hudson.’
1. n. How experts dispose of.
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