The Oldie

Not-so-smart Smarties

These days of enforced solitude have increased the need for guilty pleasures, and this has been my guiltiest so far.

The other day, for the first time in years, I bought myself a tube of Smarties.

Only now it barely qualifies as a tube. In place of the old, cardboard cylinder (pictured), there’s

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