chuckles
Dec 31, 2021
4 minutes
POINT PROVEN
A husband is trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He shows her a study which indicates that men use about 10 000 words per day, whereas women use 20 000 words.
The woman tells her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
Her husband looks stunned and sputters, “What?”
CONFUSED
A small boy is talking to his grandfather.
“Why does it rain?” he asks.
“To make the plants grow,” the grandfather replies.
The boy looks puzzled and says, “So why does it rain on the pavement?”
FLIGHT PROBLEM
Taxiing down
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