Tantrum Tribes

THE DRAMA QUEEN

There are times when you can see where your toddler’s coming from—she wants to watch another Octonauts rather than going to bed? Yep, that’s how we feel about True Detective. But empathy only stretches so far. When she’s annoyed with her Cheerios because they have holes in them, it’s hard to take her seriously. The Drama Queen doesn’t let the reality of life get in the way of a good wobbly.

Fling herself to the pavement, arms and legs flailing, while you explain patiently that, no, she can’t walk in the road.