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SAYWHAT?

A photographer is hired to take pictures at a lawyers’ convention. To make sure he takes professional shots, he lines up his subjects then gets them to look their best by shouting, “OK, everyone say, ‘Fees!’”

CLEVER CATCH

Three men are on top of a hill holding their watches. The first man throws his watch down the hill and it breaks.

The second man throws his watch down the hill and it breaks. The third man throws his watch down the hill, walks all the way to the bottom and catches it.

The other two men are puzzled and ask the third man how he did

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