There are so many things about the modern age that puzzle me.
Why, when Vox Poxes (sic) are being conducted for TV news footage, does every high street feature such a large percentage of obese pedestrians, waddling along in Lycra gym kits with trainers when they have clearly never been near a gym?
Why is redcurrant jelly now hard to come by? In our local supermarket, a shelf-stacker had never even heard of it. ‘But we’ve got all the normal-flavoured jelly cubes from Chivers!’
Why do all bedroom
