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WOOKIEE IN THE HOLE

TRUSTEES at a North Wales animal rehoming charity are looking for a permanent home for the latest creature to come into their care. The Poor Paws Animal Shelter in Rhyl is well used to dealing with strays and abandoned pets such as cats, dogs and rabbits, but staff arriving at work on Saturday morning were shocked to find a CHEWBACCA chained up outside.

Manageress Hildergarde Lentil told us:

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