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Greetings, perusers. Les Patterson at your ‘service and I’ve been as busy as Boris’s removals man lately.

In the good old days, I used to go off on Australian Air Force One for a bit of relaxing recreation at my poor old mate Jeffrey Epstein’s sea-girt rub ’n’ tug shop.

Now the killjoys reign supreme and the Australian taxpayers, God love

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