e met Colin for a mushroom linguine in Portugal recently, and he casually slipped into the conversation he was off to Egypt with Youri Zoon and four blank kites to shoot a blind kite test. We assumed at the time that this was the fine wine and Portuguese fungus talking, but it turned out to be all terrifyingly real. He had somehow convinced Youri to be part of his outlandish scheme – probably with the promise of fame and prosperity – as well as several major kite brands with a promise of much less. It appears our boy Colin is (finally) ascending the slippery wind sports industry pole, and woe betide anyone who dares to underestimate his
