Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger? Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.
—Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
PABLO: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
CARSON: Not a clue.
PABLO: Gobblestones.
Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
JEFFERSON: Why was the tree so sad?
OLIVIA: I’m stumped.
Because it couldn’t get to
