Capricorn It’s time to open up, frens. You get called cold, dismissive, heartless, soulless (this is not a read, I swear). But you’re all some caring muthafuckers. You sometimes see vulnerability as a weakness, but there is strength in being open and confiding with your people. You don’t have to be a grey cloud all the time. You can be a sunny sky. Heck, you could be a tree, a bird or a butterfly with the right shrooms. Moses, even! People want to love you and be there for you, but you have to show yourself love and let your hoes know that you need some help.
SONG OF THE SEASON: “Open Up” by Daniel Caesar (he is uncancelled because Giveon ain’t it)
Do you get tired of wanting everyone to think you’re different? Does always trying to be “not like the other girls” leave you with chronic fatigue and IBS? Well, I invite you to be EXACTLY top you saw Kendall wear. Do your make-up like the TikTok girlies. Embrace your interests that you may think are naff. Enter your Basic Bitch era. When coming home to yourself, you must embrace every part of yourself. The good, the bad, the basic and the lowbrow. Especially the lowbrow! When they go low, go lower. The world is literally burning; enjoy it while you can.
