OK, MUM. I bet you didn’t think money grew on blockchain or on an NFT picture of a horse, either. Instead of teaching us how money grow, maybe someone should have taught us how it grow, because I honestly have no clue. Our parents’ generation just handed us a Dollarmite account and sent us out into the wilderness. Ironically, the bank account made grow on trees, however – and I’d picked it all to buy the final piece of Snape’s dungeon for my play set – I would at least have had visual confirmation of its absence and been forced to wait for next year’s harvest.
