HIRTEEN YEARS. THAT’S HOW LONG it’s been since I was last invited on eCoty. Clearly I must have behaved appallingly on the Isle of Skye in 2009, for which I can only continue to apologise; I just wish I could remember the evening in question. But here I am, brought out of cryostasis like Austin Powers with less hair but slightly better teeth, and thrown right into the thick of eCoty 2022. So what’s changed in the interim? Almost everything – and, in one important sense, nothing at
