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Musings from our favourite Kiwi funnywoman
On a windowsill at my place there is a solar-powered radio which also doubles as a torch. I bought it in 2010 from one of those mail-order catalogues that features couch covers with handy pockets and anti-slip shower mats that promise to massage your feet.
Not everything in the brochure has a dual function, but you have to