Alex: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Dhriti: What?
Alex: Confused.
—Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
GABRIEL: Which month is a tree’s least favorite?
MICHAH: Which one?
GABRIEL: Sep-timber.
Gabriel W., Wasilla, Alaska
Zachary: Why don’t we play cards in the jungle?
Sam: Why?
Zachary: Because there are too many