TED LITCHFIELD
The weather here in Chicago is turning warm and beautiful again, which means peeking out my window, saying, “Looks gorgeous,” then drilling back down into a 25-year-old RPG.
RESIDENT EVIL 4
This remake could have been 30% worse and it’d parry alone. Seriously, I feel like Brock Sampson out here, the man in the arena deflecting Spaniards’ hay forks with his silly little knife. And Luis Sera? Now somehow even hotter.