This is going to get painful. You might even want to stop reading right now, put down the magazine and enjoy the rest of your day. I will not be off ended.
Still here? Fair enough, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Here’s the thing: My wife loves “Laverne & Shirley.” You know, the ABC TV sitcom from the 1970s starring Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams as Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney, two friends