Anne Winters n. prop. Where the missus buys her frosty underpinnings.
aunteater n. Biddy fiddler, old dear hunter, bone shaker, relic hunter, granny magnet, mothball diver, tomb raider, resthomosexual or OAP-dophile.
beg to move the motion, I 1. exclam. What an MP says when they want to open a debate in the House of Commons. 2. exclam. What a MP says when desperately restraining a mole at the counter but all of the parliamentary shitters are occupied.
biltang n. Dry, tough and chewy beef curtains. From biltong + poontang.
binstipation n. When the kitchen binliner only comes out after a substantial amount of straining and vocal encouragement.
BLT+ community euph. Brickies, taxi drivers, bouncers etc.
BOFOFOB/bofofob acronym. An existential conundrum upon entering the khazi; you know you need to go, but the outcome is uncertain. From Block Of Flats Or Flock Of Bats? Half an hour of trying to pass an incalcitrant copper bolt or thirty seconds of squirting rusty water.
Boris cocktails euph. Cups of tea generously offered to reporters waiting outside that one has dipped one’s cock in.
brace position, adopt the v. To place the bummocks against a solid or resonant object when breaking cover in order to achieve the maximum volume, timbre and thus comedic effect.
When the tank of a seemingly terminal case of the is running dry, and what feels like
