You’ll remember how, when we last gathered here, my friend Wendy and I had just been invited to dinner by a strange man who looked like Captain Mainwaring from Dad’s Army (apart from the glasses, and the Home Guard uniform).
The dinner invitation was intended as compensation for dropping a blob of egg mayonnaise on my top. The incident took place when he passed by on his way to the gents, as Wendy and I were having tea
