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She’s the most beautiful woman in the town where I live, the true image of a Greek goddess. Black, black eyes that are huge and slightly slanted, veiled and mysterious like those of a cat, and with a neck and bosom that could launch a thousand ships.

They’re majestic. And large.

Very large. As is the rest of her. Not as in curvy or generously endowed. She is huge and could easily occupy a two-seater sofa all

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