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    Commonplace Corner

    Oct 18, 2023 1 minute

    I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors. One of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving, sir. We're stock-taking.’

    Les Dawson

    Brevity is the soul of lingerie, as the Petticoat said to the Chemise.

    Dorothy Parker

    How different, Cleopatra  If it doesn't look easy, it is that we have not tried hard enough yet.

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