Drake: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Dylan: No idea.
Drake: Frostbite.
— Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
HUNTER: Why is it so cold during the holidays?
DRAKE: Beats me.
HUNTER: Because it’s Decembrrrrrr.
Heidi C., Hill City, South Dakota
Zayn: Knock, knock.
Willy: Who’s there?
Zayn: Alpaca.
Willy: Alpaca, who?
Zayn: Alpaca
