DUCK!
Police were called when residents of Poole in Dorset saw a man and a woman having a violent altercation over a duck in the middle of the road. “They were wrestling on the floor and trying to get the duck off each other,” said a witness. By the time police arrived the couple had fled the scene, and the fate of the duck remains unknown. Sun, 7 Jul 2023.
FIRE FAIL
Fourteen vehicles were destroyed in a fire on an industrial estate in Launceston, Cornwall, after a paper sky lantern landed on a van’s windscreen. The lantern set fire to the rubber on the vehicle’s wipers, which in turn caused the whole van to ignite, with the fire swiftly spreading to adjacent vehicles. Sun, 5 Jul 2023.
UNSAFETY SIGN
As a helicopter landed to pick up passengers for a sightseeing ride at West Usk lighthouse in Newport,
