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Romeo Coates “Between you and me …”

A matter of life and death

The once exhaustive Christmas card list these days proves a dispiriting affair, due to the fast decreasing number of useful theatrical contacts still in the land of the living.

Keeping an updated “system” in place seems beyond me — at least three deceased troupers were mistakenly posted festive greetings only last December. With such howlers in mind, this year the young nephew has generously agreed to be on hand with the mobile phone, offering timely Google confirmations of “dead” or “alive”, and hopefully ensuring no further squandering of overpriced postage stamps.

★ AN ALREADY FAR FROM satisfactory 2023 ends with distressing news that daytime telly soap will be

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