We need to talk about Han Solo,’ Kerry said, placing a steaming mug of tea in front of her boyfriend Dom.
‘Why? Is something wrong with him?’ Dom looked up from his phone in alarm.
Kerry sighed. ‘No, he’s fine. That parrot is so greedy and pampered, the only thing likely to be wrong with him is morbid obesity.’
‘Oh, that’s all right, then. So, what’s the problem?’
‘The problem is he’s expensive to keep. Do
