Feeling a bit inhibited between the sheets?
Well, take your inspiration from ancient Greece. Yes, they nailed philosophy, tragedy and comedy and scaled the sublime heights of architecture and sculpture with the Parthenon. But they were also much more open about sex.
When I visited the museum on Apollo's holy island of Delos, a mere handful of tourists listlessly ambled through rooms containing some of the greatest Greek sculpture on earth, including the crouching, roaring Delos lions –