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OLDEST SWIFTIE IN TOWN

FULCHESTER resident Albert Grime yesterday reached his 109th birthday, and celebrated by taking the title of the oldest Swiftie in the world.

The former metal worker marked his record-breaking achievement with staff and fellow residents at the Sunny Glade care home where he has lived since 2004. “Albert is absolutely Taylor Swift mad, just like me,” said 28-year old care assistant Shania Roper, who has

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