DISAGREEMENTS
■ The other day I was in a heated debate about circles. It was a pointless argument.
■ This morning my buddy and his wife were having an argument about coffee that got really serious. It was grounds for divorce.
ANCIENT CHOCCIES
Archaeologists in Egypt have found a mummy in a tomb in the pyramids made of chocolates and hazelnuts His name: Pharaoh Rocher.
MAKING HEADLINES
I saw a guy walking through a storm with a newspaper on his head.
He wasn’t holding it over his head, he just placed it on
