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TONY PARSEHOLE

WHEN I heard about the death of physicist Peter Higgs-Boson, I wept. I wept and I wept and I wept.

I wept for so long that I thought I might have to get a doctor’s appointment and get something on prescription to stop me crying.

For Higgs-Boson was the man

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