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LANDLORDS PLAN FOR SIZZLING SUMMER

SUN-LOVERS can look forward to a tan-tastic treat later this summer, with temperatures in the UK expected to hit a scorchio 50° from mid-July!

And meteorologists are predicting the cracking run of barbecue-week-ends and beer-garden nights could continue across the country until late November.

“These are the sort of temperatures one normally associates with places like Death Valley or the Sahara Desert, so we’re talking seriously hot,” says Bristol University

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