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    CROSS TALK

    Jun 20, 2024 2 minutes

    Dear Justin,

    HOW would Jesus have voted in the upcoming election?

    Hector Drumcree, Wales

    Justin says… That is a simple question to answer, Mr Drumcree. Jesus was an exceptionally nice chap, perhaps the nicest ever to have lived, and he would have voted for the party which would have

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