EARLIER this year, pint-sized PM (at time of going to press) RISHI SUNAK took aim at what he called our country’s ‘Sicknote Culture’ – the insidious ‘woke’ disease that’s costing Britain MILLIONS of POUNDS every year.
According to the short-trousered Tory chief, many of our great country’s so called ‘disabled’ people are in fact nothing more than despicable parasitic leeches, sponging off the UK’s green and pleasant benefits system because they cannot be ARSED to do a decent day’s work.
It’s a national disgrace, and there are no prizes for guessing who is footing the bill at the UK’s all-you-can-scrounge buffet…
That’s right – the taxpayer, including those with former non-dom status.
But does the extent of the country’s Sicknote snowflakery go even further than our Lilliputian leader (at time of going to press) could imagine? We sent top Viz undercover reporter MAHATMA MACAROON out into the world of work in various cunning disguises to assess just how laughably substandard Broken Britain’s disabled benefits culture really is. And what he discovered will leave every right-thinking, right-voting reader SHOCKED to their very core.
Steel yourself now as we peel back the plaster and scratch off the scab to expose… SICKNOTE BRITAIN!
SICKNOTE STOP 1: THE JOB CENTRE
IN Sicknote Britain, the first rung on the Magic Money Ladder for any aspiring scrounger is a trip down the job centre for a PIP assessment. This ‘Personal Independence Payment’ is essentially Loony Left talk for
