"Many of my girlfriends are becoming grandmothers and it’s such a joyous time, except for one thing – baby names. All across Britain, bemused grannies are huddled in cardiganed covens, whispering about the bizarre choices of their offspring.
Delusions of grandeur have resulted in my friends’ grandchildren being christened as ‘Emperor’, ‘King’, ‘Pharaoh’, ‘Judge’ and ‘Heiress’ – although