ZERO OUT NOW
You’d reckon that after dozens of ADV tours of duty together, you’d get to know the vagaries of a bloke.
But on this particular tour, on this particular morning, the Darcinator woke like a bear with a sore head. Or, more to the point, a bear with a head full of impacted wisdom teeth.
I should have spotted the early signs: he slept right through his alarm no less than three times, and he