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    Dead and Delicious
    Dead and Delicious
    Dead and Delicious
    Audiobook5 hours

    Dead and Delicious

    Written by Tara West

    Narrated by Hollie Jackson

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    About this audiobook

    Five things I learned while being a fallen angel zombie:

    1. Duct tape works better than embalming.

    2. Alopecia is not my favorite hairstyle.

    3. Fried demons smell like bacon.

    4. This brain breath is affecting my love life.

    5. Nothing ruins a honeymoon like an apocalypse.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateSep 24, 2019
    ISBN9781630155292
    Dead and Delicious
    Author

    Tara West

    A former high school English teacher, I now work from home as a full-time novelist and graphic designer. I love dragons, handsome heroes, and chocolate. I'm willing to share my dragons and heroes. Keep your hands off my chocolate!

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