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    It's Not Me, It's You
    It's Not Me, It's You
    It's Not Me, It's You
    Audiobook5 hours

    It's Not Me, It's You

    Written by Elle Wright

    Narrated by Adenrele Ojo and Leon Nixon

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    About this audiobook

    I fake laugh every time I think about how ironic it is to be a commitment-phobe relationship therapist who is also the daughter of two world-renowned marriage and family counselors. Seriously, it's comical!

    Want to know how I messed up my life? Getting arrested for stealing a priceless artifact for a tearful client.

    Want to know what my biggest problem is? Spending my life teaching women how to break relationships when all I want to do is make a relationship-with him.

    Want to know what that makes me? The Break-Up Expert who is questioning everything I thought I knew.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateNov 22, 2022
    ISBN9798765000885
    It's Not Me, It's You
    Author

    Elle Wright

    There was never a time when Elle Wright wasn’t about to start a book, wasn't already deep in a book—or had just finished one. She grew up believing in the importance of reading, and became a lover of all things romance when her mother gave her her first romance novel. She lives in Michigan.

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