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    Chapter and Verse
    Chapter and Verse
    Chapter and Verse
    Audiobook7 hours

    Chapter and Verse

    Written by Colin Bateman

    Narrated by Michael Wade

    3.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    Ivan Connor's publisher has just turned down his wonderful new novel. His agent is out of ideas, and the only person to turn up at his latest reading is his mum. He's also desperately jealous of the marketable Francesca Brady, a hugely successful author of fat romantic books for fat romantic people, whose expansive hair and bright red lipstick attack him from posters everywhere he goes. But Ivan has a brilliant idea. He's going to beat Francesca at her own game...
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherW. F. Howes Ltd
    Release dateFeb 7, 2013
    ISBN9781471227042
    Chapter and Verse
    Author

    Colin Bateman

    Colin Bateman is an author, screenwriter and playwright. He is the creator of the BBC series Murphy's Law and was listed by the Daily Telegraph as one of the Top 50 crime writers of all time. Find out more at colinbateman.com

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    • 4/5
      I really enjoyed this, my first Bateman. I will read more. Different plotting and subject, a bit zany,and a bit of pathos thrown in.I still am not sue about Ivan, hero or villain? A good fun read