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    Bats out of Heaven
    Bats out of Heaven
    Bats out of Heaven
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    Bats out of Heaven

    By Matt Simon

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    The second part of The Heaven Chronicles features betrayal, bandits, bus stops and barmen. Paul finds reason to hate students even more as trouble calls at Heaven Bingo.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMatt Simon
    Release dateOct 20, 2010
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