Sooner or Later...You Will Get Caught

By Kristi Porter

**Short Story**True Story**

Kids often do things they know they shouldn't. And they all think they won't get caught. But this true story proves the adage - "It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but sooner or later....you WILL get caught."

This fun read begins with a young girl, and her budding career in parental note forgery. Thirty years later, it comes back to haunt her in the most amusing way -proving once and for all that what goes around, comes around! Perfect short read for those "waiting for the kids to get out of school/practice/dance/etc." moments! Includes a bonus excerpt from Stranger Danger - How to Talk to Kids About Strangers.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kristi Porter
• Release date: Jul 1, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476484402

Kristi Porter

Always a reader, Kristi Porter never thought much about writing until she entered a contest sponsored by the Detroit Free Press. Her nightmare vacation story - The Worst Vacation Ever - went on to be published in an anthology that was distributed worldwide. This was followed by numerous articles published in local magazines and newspapers. As her love of writing grew, she added adult fiction and short humor pieces to her repertoire.But writing isn't all Kristi does. A preschool teacher, she won the Governor's Award for her work with young children and is dedicated to the education of young children everywhere. She also enjoys bicycling, video games, photography, Facebook, and spending time with family. She lives in Michigan.Titles by Kristi Porter include:Sweet RevengeMartini's and Weed WhackersSooner or Later... You Will Get CaughtIs Somebody Bleeding? A Story About RulesStranger Danger - How to Talk to Kids About StrangersPedaling My A s s Off - A Weight Loss Story - Well, KindaPriceless Proverbs - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous SayingsPriceless Proverbs Book 2 - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous SayingsHow to Tell When You're Really Old! Funny Happens When Kids Define Old AgeBabies Come From... Where?!? Funny Happens When Kids Explain Pregnancy & Birth

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Sooner Or Later

You Will Get Caught

By Kristi Porter

Copyright 2012

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Sooner or Later

You Will Get Caught

Note: This is a true story, as told to Kristi Porter, by Sharee, and published with her permission.

Sharee knew right then she was in big trouble. Her father, a single dad of three girls, ages eight, eleven, and fourteen, had just made an announcement.

You girls are no longer permitted to buy candy at the store without a signed note from me!

Being the middle child, with a voracious sweet tooth and curious nature, Sharee immediately questioned that decision. But why, Daddy?

"There’s no extra money for